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A Small Problem

A mouse lived inside my walls. I tried to feed it cheese and peanut butter and other tasty things.

“I cannot take your gifts, sir,” it said. “I am afraid you will trap me!”

I convinced it I wouldn’t. We became friends.

A small problem: my rodent-phobic wife found out.


This story is based on a title suggested by @eikoandmog.

Ramone’s Social Circles

Ramone had a very diverse selection of friends. He enjoyed spending time with Havarti, Provolone, Mozzarella, and Brie.

He didn’t get along that well with Cheddar or Feta, but Gouda was fun.

Ramone’s mom told him, “Cheeses can’t be real friends,” but he knew better.

Oh yes, he knew better.

Every Which Way, or All He Ever Wanted In Life Were Some Cheese Byproducts

“MAKE WHEY FOR THE PRINCE!”

“Oh, sorry, I’ll step aside, didn’t see you coming.”

“WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!”

“I’m making way!”

“NO, NO, NO! I SAID ‘MAKE WHEY‘!!”

“Make weigh? What, does he need a scale to stand on?”

“ARE YOU CALLING HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS FAT!?”

“…No?”

“SUMMON THE EXECUTIONER!!”