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Elementary, My Dear Watson

“What portion of his schooling is your young son attending, Holmes?

“How would you describe hydrogen, oxygen, and carbon, Holmes?

“What do you call it when men shaped liked the letter preceding ‘M’ linger after an event, Holmes?”

After many years, Watson had grown very tired of Sherlock Holmes’ catchphrase.


This story is based on a title suggested by Matthew Ryper via Facebook.