It was bad enough when Phoebe knew she was eating kale. A single taste, no matter how her boyfriend prepared it, confirmed her aversion.

Stir fried? Vile.

Roasted? Equally so.

Discovering her boyfriend had slipped some into the brownies she raved about? That was a line that couldn’t be uncrossed.

Iain Young can’t remember the last time he ate kale, and he’d like to keep it that way.