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Rosco’s Discount Toilet Paper Emporium

“Our customer service is our greatest asset!” Rosco explained to the customer.

“That’s sort of a… strange slogan for a toilet paper wholesaler,” the woman suggested hesitantly.

“We don’t wipe your bottoms for you or anything,” Rosco clarified.

She looked relieved.

He added, “But we do offer complimentary instructional videoconferencing!”