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CONNELL WAYNE REGNER: The Coronavirus (COVID-19)

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At the supermarket the toilet paper was out. Shelves were bare. I got home and the news was suggesting that the toilet paper hoarders were using it to protect themselves.

It suddenly occurred to me that there was no need to worry about a zombie apocalypse amidst a mummy one.

Connell apologises for writing a non-fiction story on a fiction site.

Rosco’s Discount Toilet Paper Emporium

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“Our customer service is our greatest asset!” Rosco explained to the customer.

“That’s sort of a… strange slogan for a toilet paper wholesaler,” the woman suggested hesitantly.

“We don’t wipe your bottoms for you or anything,” Rosco clarified.

She looked relieved.

He added, “But we do offer complimentary instructional videoconferencing!”