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Soup at Midnight

Every night, Reginald tossed and turned in his bed, covering his ears with his pillow, but the slurping and sipping and smacking just wouldn’t stop.

He never said anything, though; the rent was too good to risk a conflict.

He eventually began to wonder about all the “Missing Pet” posters.

This story was based on a title suggested by @ugotpauld.

Midnight Dawn

First, she wrote, in big, bold letters, “Fred versus Charlie”. Then she drew two intersecting circles. Where the circles intersected, she wrote the word “Male”.

Really, that was all they had in common.

Fred was a werebear, and Charlie was a vampire. How would she choose?

She flipped a coin.

TIM SEVENHUYSEN: It Wouldn’t Be So Bad

“If I ever turn into a vampire, will you kill me?”

“Sure thing, babe.”

“I wouldn’t want you to, you know. I’d want to bite you so you became a vampire, too.”

“I know, babe.”

“Then we’d become vampires together! We might really enjoy that.”

“You’re one already, aren’t you?”