PIRATE WEEK – RUARIDH BUCHANAN: Lost Treasure

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He crossed the ocean, filling the water with blood and the hold with gold. Ever onwards to a new horizon, ending fortunes and lives just as easily. Never satisfied and never slowing.

“What is he searching for?” the crew would whisper in the dark below deck.

He would find her.

Ruaridh Buchanan is making his first forays into writing down the thoughts and stories that whirl through his head when he should really be concentrating on something more important like earning a living. Doubtless this will result in bankruptcy or at the very least a blog at some stage in the near future.

PIRATE WEEK – ROSIE G.: Polly and the Captain

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Captain Crunch had a parrot, Polly, who chanted “Treasure Chest” four times in a row every ten minutes. The crew members hated it.

When the Captain was sleeping, the crew taught Polly to say, “Ahoy,” so it sounded like the crew was listening to their captain.

The crew was happy.

Rosie G. is a member of Todd Battaglia’s Grade 7 Language Arts class.

PIRATE WEEK – KING KOOL: Captain Whiskers is Still Alive

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Captain Whiskers the kitty pirate had barely escaped her last adventure. She may have lost two of her nine lives, but she was resolute. This was why she was afforded the authority of her vessel, the Fuzzy Wave. As captain, she was relieved the crew couldn’t mock her Elizabethan collar.

King Kool has previously contributed many stories to 50WS.

PIRATE WEEK – CHRIS J. FRIES: I Could Still Win, Ye Scurvy Wench!

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Waiting in line, Fangtooth Redbeard stretched and his hook accidentally poked the plump woman next to him.

“Arrgh, me wench,” he said, “I beseech ye pardon.”

She tightly gripped her Tupperware container and frowned.

“Sir,” she said, “I’m afraid you’re in the wrong place. This is a Pie Rating contest.”

Chris Fries is a still-developing writer, working to hone his chops.  He is an Engineer by vocation, a guitarist by avocation, and a writer by compulsion.  His writing blog is StratPlayerCJF.blogspot.com.

PIRATE WEEK – JOHN H. DROMEY: What Would You Do Without Drunken Sailors

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“I was trying to figure out ways to Shanghai teetotalers, when I remembered scratching my head used to help me concentrate. Unfortunately, I forgot about this,” the pirate said, holding up his right arm.

And that’s how Captain Hook explained his bandaged head to the crew of the Jolly Roger.

John H. Dromey has had flash fiction published in a number of print anthologies, as well as online at Liquid Imagination, three minute plastic, Thrillers, Killers ’n’ Chillers, and elsewhere.

NEWS: Pirate Week Audience Choice Award

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Did you think the awesome collection of prizes for Pirate Week was big? Well it’s about to expand again!

In addition to giving out prizes to one winner and two runners up, I’ll be making a selection of stories available on Friday for Audience Choice voting. Whoever wins the Audience Choice Award will be given a very special prize: they will have input into the next Captain Blackbird pirate adventure short story I write!

I hope everyone’s looking forward to reading all the great stories that are going to be posted this week. I’ll be posting about six stories each day, so check back throughout the day if you won’t want to miss anything.

Also, since I received so many entries I won’t be posting any stories that I wrote myself this week. I have enough work to do scheduling them all and doing the judging! :)

The Waffler Conspiracy

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“I don’t know…”

I gritted my teeth. “Make up your mind! I can’t stand your waffling.”

“Both options look good!” she protested. “I hate being forced to choose…”

“Here,” I said, “I’ll choose for you.” I flung a waffle onto her plate.

“But,” she said, “maybe I want a pancake…”

This story is based on a title suggested by @PoshPlatypus.

Your News at Nine

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“In today’s headlines,” said the news anchor on TV, “civil unrest rages on throughout the Middle East. Also, Hugh and Bob Mungus need to stop playing so much XBox and do their homework.”

“Huh?” said Hugh and Bob.

Mom grinned. She hadn’t told her sons about her new boyfriend yet.

This story was based on the TypeTrigger prompt, “in today’s headlines.”

Sick of Being Single

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“I’m sick of being single.”

“Yeah, me too. It’s totally lame. It’s hard to do anything about it though, you know?”

“Well, this is kind of counter-intuitive, but apparently if we don’t want to be single anymore, we have to split.”

“Worth a try. Anything’s better than staying single-celled forever.”

Cedar Dust and Sore Shoulders

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She heard the saw cease its whirring.

Her love stomped in, dewdrops of sweat lining his creased forehead, clutching a crude cedar carving of a heart.

He had suffered so much, and still laboured under the weight of the memories, but today, it seemed, his stomps fell a little lighter.

Happy Valentine’s Day!

This story is based on a title suggested by @PoshPlatypus.