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TIM SEVENHUYSEN: Tea Party Gone Wrong

A raccoon, a wolf, and a bighorn sheep sat down for a cup of tea.
The kettle burned out, which made the wolf shout, “Woe, I say, woe unto me!”
Catastrophe brewed: the tea-less wolf stewed. (He was addicted, you see).

The raccoon knew kung-fu. Don’t ask about the sheep.


This story was inspired by a prompt from @Aeric90, who responded to a request for three mammals with wolf, raccoon, and bighorn sheep.

Dénouement

The big grey wolf was very lonely, but its howling scared away all of the other woodland creatures.

One day it came across a chubby little baby bunny, which had gotten lost after a farmer killed its family.

The bunny and the wolf became BFFs. No one got eaten. Yay!

TIM SEVENHUYSEN: The Opportunist

The howling of wolves pierced the frosty twilight air.

“If I weren’t so scared for my life,” whispered Mina, “I’d find that eerily beautiful.”

“I think it’s still possible to find something beautiful when you’re scared,” whispered Frederick.

“Are you flirting with me?” asked Mina.

She never got an answer.

Hello, Grandmother

“Grandmother, what big eyes you have!” said Little Red Riding Hood.

“The better to see you with, my dear,” said Grandmother.

“And what a big nose you have!”

“The better to smell you with, my dear.”

“And what big teeth!”

“Fusspots,” muttered Grandmother.  “I put in your grandfather’s dentures again.”