“Three pitchers of beer, eight shots of bourbon, one white wine spritzer, one cosmop… Oh great! GUYS!  They already said no nudity in the bar. What? What? Yeah, calm down buddy, we’re going already. Three bars already. You’d think they could stay dressed for one drink!  Yeah, okay, we’re gone.”

Stuart is absent without leave from the majority of life and finds that writing helps him remain that way — he occasionally blogs a story at www.diamondsanddross.blogspot.com.