“Here’s a neat trick,” he said.
He opened his mouth, real wide. He inserted his hand, then his arm, down his throat. His shoulder dislocated to go farther down. He stopped. Then his arm came back up, and he pulled himself inside out.
“What do you think?”
“You’re still ugly.”
This Guest Writer story was written by Sylvain Schmidt, who has written many more fifty-word stories in the Writer’s Block board on the Penny-Arcade.com forums.