This story was based on a call on Twitter for the first five words of a story. @Scithancer provided the words, “While strolling through the forest”.

While strolling through the forest, he saw a spaceship land. The aliens, in shining suits, approached and shook his hand.

They asked him many questions
to test where mankind stood
but since he was a lawyer the outcome was not good.

Despairing, they departed, and left him in the wood.