Hot Beefs

“There’s something inherently comedic about hot dogs,” she mused.

“Maybe it’s their geometry,” he suggested.

“How do you mean?”

“Well,” he said, shrugging, “to put it bluntly, they’re phallic.”

“Hmm,” she said. “No, I don’t think it’s that. I think it’s because they aren’t really made from dogs at all.”

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