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The Man Who Couldn’t Stop Breathing

His mighty lungs seethed with an expansive power that rivaled the greatest operatic diva. His inhalations were vortexes. His exhalations were hurricanes.

His breath was like clockwork, a regular, rhythmic, unceasing alternation of perfectly balanced forces.

It was this, alas, that caused his tragic drowning death in the kiddie pool.


This story was based on a title submitted by @inzyster.

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