When the doorbell rang, Jeannie was in the shower. Forty-seven seconds, three somersaults, and a double backflip later, she was holding Cobra Pose in the front hallway, her copy of Robertson’s Ultimate Guide to Ninja Home Defense peeking from her bathrobe pocket.
These days, one could never be too careful.
Tally Heilke works with LoadingReadyRun, an online sketch comedy troupe with four regular series on The Escapist, and also maintains a crafting blog and two Etsy stores (Tally’s Treasury and Tally’s Bestiary).
Tally’s just too talented and therefore most probably an alien trying to take over the world. You can’t tell me she can act, write and craft and still be a normal human. We should indeed be very careful and probably order the “Ultimate Guide to Defense Against The Tally Invasion” ;-)
On a more serious note: very nice story!