During his first week without her, Kaid blew through fifty dollars’ worth of Taco Bell and three wasted girls.

The second week, he ate his weight in Cheetos and spoke to no one.

The third week, however, he consumed nothing but realization and guilt, nursing a stomachache catalyzed by time.

Corinne currently resides in Ohio, where she refuses to get a “real job” and prefers to spend her time dancing in the street and giving free massages.