Tom woke up to a frost-covered lawn. How did he end up here?

He used to languish on Caribbean beaches with no job worries until fast-fingered whiz kids made him redundant. In London, no one wants a dinosaur.

His radio clicked on: “The sun ain’t gonna shine anymore.”

Time for bed.

John B Sinclair now lives in Scotland and is a freelance writer of mostly comedy material to the local news media.

He worked abroad for many years (Bermuda and the Bahamas) and loved his visits to the US. Orlando, New York City, and Boston are his favourite places. JBS enjoys football (soccer) and Maine Lobster.