“You’re under arrest for the murder of your husband,” said the cop.

“But it was all his fault!”

“What did your husband say to you when you woke him up this morning?”

He said, “Where am I, Trixie?”

“And that upset you enough to shoot him?”

“My name is Margo.”

Gary Clifton, forty years a cop, has nearly 60 short fiction pieces published or pending with online sites.  He has an M.S. from Abilene Christian University.