Santa came on Christmas. I was four years old. He put a stuffed Cookie Monster in my stocking.

A week later, I returned to school. I kept getting yelled at by an authority figure.

The next year, I politely asked Santa for a monster that would eat my Kindergarten teacher.

John has interests that range from guitars to the Incredible Hulk. He was born and raised in St. Louis, Missouri and still lives there to this day. You can hear him on the weekly podcast at www.comicbookshowdown.com.