“I am the winner!”

“How can you be? They called my name!”

A gaming commissioner intervened. “Gentlemen, gentlemen. What exactly IS the problem?”

“I am the winner!”

“NO WAY! I AM!”

“What was the name that was announced?” the commissioner interjected.

“John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmitt. His name is my name too.”

Anthony J. Geist is a man of many words. In an effort to become concise, he is trying short prose, like “50 Word Stories.” Geist was inspired by two of his English professors in the lifelong pursuit of writing. He’s starting to get it. This bio is even fifty words.