Dear Father Christmas,

I would like:

a bath with bubbles,
a bath without bubbles,
the elephant from TV,
Daddy’s toolbox,
extra fingers,
bacon,
honey on toast,
Roald Dahl,
tinsel,
silver tinsel,
a cat with stripes,
gingerbread soldiers,
and a banana.

With love,
Poppy.

PS I do not want an orange.

Mark Farley hopes you get what you want for Christmas.