He squinted at first, but then shielded his eyes when the light proved too overpowering.

“Why me?” he bellowed in the direction of the source. “Surely there are better specimens for you to abduct.”

Move your hand, came the reply, unspoken and foreign, yet understood. We can’t see your face.

Eldar is currently wondering (1) what achievements are considered noteworthy enough to include in a bio, and (2) whether perhaps a blurb highlighting failures is more telling and useful. He figures that some governing body has already addressed and decided on this issue.