Most people de-vein their shrimp, say they don’t wanna eat the feces.
I peel back the brown track with my teeth and suck it out first.
Most people also don’t know shrimp will strip a corpse in three months.
Two more, and the wife is out of my system forever.
Alexandra Keister is an executive assistant and writer hungry for success, and on most days a good maple bar. She always de-veins her shrimp.