We weren’t in the evacuation zone, but we drove to the shelter.
We’re petting mangy dogs and seeing the guns. Breathing in people sprawled on Army blankets.
Dodging spinning children in line to pee. Signing up everyone for Amazon Prime. Five bucks per referral.
We’ll upgrade our bathrooms with bidets.
JR Walsh writes in landlocked Idaho, but itsjrwalsh.com floats everywhere.