Why can’t you speak plainly? Why must you speak in riddles, in puzzles to be solved, in codes that I can’t decipher?
I’m always honest with you. I tell you exactly what I’m thinking, so you always know where you stand with me.
I don’t understand why you left me.
Men are from Mars, and women speak Venusian. We end up playing darts with each other, wearing targets on our hearts. Robert Carlberg is better at language than darts.
Robert – You owe me $375 for ambulance call to my house – My English teacher room mate had to be resuscitated after reading your piece…. something about turning blue from laughter. Good work!
Take it out of my prize award from Tim. 😀