goth is an artist, writer, and all around sleepy guy. goth works full time as a public defender, hence the pen name. this isn’t legal advice. See more at @g0thlawyer on bluesky and instagram and at g0thlawyer.com.

Editor: This format and method of presentation (as an image) is a first, and I love it! It required some new methods of word-counting to verify that it met the 50-word requirement, which is fun. :) We are counting each emoji as one word, as well as counting the standalone punctuation as words (the @ and the ??).