Sorry Becky. International waters or not, it’s still a democracy.

Three days adrift, and you’ve been nothing but a pain in our butts.

You ate our rations because you were “hungy”, then launched our last emergency flare when you mistook the moon for a rescue helicopter.

We’ve voted. Get out.

Parker Davis has never sailed the ocean blue, nor has any interest in doing so. His activities are primarily land-based, and include writing, reading, and standing on solid ground.