The warrant for arrest is written in the stiffest, most official of legalese on the stiffest, most official of solemnly weighted paper: it is signed and sealed, stamped and sent on a Wednesday.
And returned unserved on a Friday.
“The suspect is buried at Rosemouth Lawn Cemetery.
“Current whereabouts…
Unknown.”
Lorraine Manton is currently studying creative writing and literature at Deakin University, Australia and has a great fondness for books, coffee, and small slices of imaginary lives.
This is a fine example of irony. I love it.
Sorry, I didn’t make it clear (and will work on that in the future). None of those work all the way to heaven… or hell.