Category Archives: Amusing

TIM SEVENHUYSEN: The Culture Who Cried “Zombie”

“Honey, there’s a zombie on the lawn.”

“Already? Well, get the candy.”

“No, I think it’s a real one.”

“Dear, it’s Halloween. But boy does that makeup look convincing. I’m going to ask how he did it…”

Diary Entry, October 31, 2013: The humans have finally lowered their guard. It begins today.


It is my opinion that Halloween was designed by monsters to gradually lure humanity into a trap. And when it starts, how will we know who’s really a monster and who’s just wearing a costume? Beware!

Happy Halloween, everyone. Have fun and stay safe.

TIM SEVENHUYSEN: The First Thanksgiving

“Thank you all for joining us on this first annual Thanksgiving Day,” intoned Tyrone.

“Your hospitality has been wonderful!” said Brenda Brachiosaur.

“A splendid idea,” said Stewart Stegosaur. “Please do invite us back.”

“Actually,” said Tyrone, flashing his Tyrannosaurus teeth, “I expect we’ll be needing new guests next year.”

Chomp.


Happy Canadian Thanksgiving, everyone! (Americans: enjoy yours next month.)