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JOE MALONE: Our House

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Our house made scary sounds in the storm. Ma said don’t worry; the house is complaining about the rain.

Our house made scary noises at night. Ma said it was settling down to sleep.

Aunt and uncle came to visit. The house made scary sounds. Ma said it was eating.

Joe Malone is living alone in Africa in a mud house. His blog is here: http://joem18b.wordpress.com/.

 

Looking for a Special Kind of Woman

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I asked Mom once why I had an uncle but no aunt. I figured they were a bundle deal.

Mom said, “Your uncle has three defining characteristics: veiny biceps, chest hair, and a fanny pack full of beef jerky.”

I still don’t know which of those is the bad thing.