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The Gentlemanly Badger

“Do come in!” offered Gerald Bradge. “I┬áhave some tea on.”

Gerald was a softhearted older gentleman who had unfortunately grown a dark, heavy set of down-turned eyebrows, which had significantly damaged his reputation.

He had his pride, but I’d brought my clippers and chloroform this time.

He needed me.


This story is based on a title suggested by @hippodragon9.

The Royal Space Express

Once upon a time, the beautiful princess journeyed to the Moon.

It was cold there. Not even the Moon Badgers were warm.

Even after the princess skinned three Moon Badgers and made a coat, she was still cold. So she set her spaceship on fire, and everyone was warm together.