“Where to, Captain?”
“We will cross the Ocean Sea on a voyage of great discovery.”
“You’re mad!”
“We’ll all die!”
“Why do such a fool thing?”
“To bring new lands to our King!
“What?”
“To bring new souls to God!”
“Are you kidding?
“To bring back gold!”
Aye aye, Captain!
Alexander Key is a high school teacher whenever the moon and stars align perfectly.
Captain Falcon Midnight activated the intercom. “Ignore the klaxon,” she told the passengers. “It’s faulty wiring.”
“You’re not telling them about the space pirates?” asked first mate Michael Firefist.
“Don’t want them to panic,” said Midnight.
“Fine,” said Firefist, jabbing her with his space taser.
Then he dropped the shields.
Today’s story was based on character names provided by @MisterFiendZero and @danzama.