I never understood checkers.

When you leap over another piece, it’s captured? What, do they all have gigantic nets or something?

And why flat discs? Why not something more representative, like in chess?

When the UFOs began to descend, I realized the truth: they had been preparing us for war.

Soon to be a student of culinary arts and therefore thrilled that he can call himself an “art student” and act pretentious on a technicality, Bruce Rytel’s hobbies include writing, gaming, and going by a pseudonym.