Lachlan was coolest.

He could throw a ball.

He could beat up anyone.

He got dates with the hotties.

And he always managed to outsource his homework.

He tried out for quarterback one day. Fortunately for everyone else, he didn’t see the safety blitz.

Lachlan wasn’t so cool after all.

Joey wasn’t interested in writing while at school but has been writing on his own in recent years. He doesn’t mind the concept of “schoolyard justice”.