Petunia and all the other ponies were excited for the royal parade.

In the morning, they were each given a pork chop and a pea. They devoured their delicious pork chops, all except Petunia. “Pork makes me bloaty,” said Petunia, and ate her pea.

The Princess chose to ride Petunia.

This story is dedicated to Mr. Denoncour’s 7th Grade class, which also provided the title as inspiration.