“We’re going blue!”

“I’m taking sniper!”

“Round’s starting!”

“Rush left! Go go go!”

“Scout behind us!”

“I have the flag! Need a medic!”

“Boom! Headshot! Owned!”

“That’s the round, boys!”

Assailed by fatigue and feeling the effects of a rolling series of sugar highs, the bloodshot, beer-soaked digital warriors persevered.