“I love you but you can be a real pain.”
Marmaduke ignored this.
“I feed you. I clean up after you. You demand my affection and you get it.”
Marmaduke looked away.
“I treat your worms. I scratch behind your ears.”
“Marmaduke, you’re my husband, not a dog!”
Joe Malone is living in a mud hut in South Sudan. Read more from him at http://joem18b.wordpress.com/.