“Crumpets!”

“What’s wrong?”

“Muffins!”

“Dude, what are you talking about?”

“Biscuits!”

“I, uh… Are you ok?”

“Scones!”

“I usually pronounce it ‘scawns’, myself.”

“Croissants!”

“Hold on, are you just yelling out the names of various baked goods?”

“Cookies!”

“Ok, ok, I think I’m getting the picture.”

“Cupcakes!”

“Danishes!”

“Charcoal!”

“…Huh?”