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Death Rides Last

“Whoa, stop right there, bud.”

“I BEG YOUR PARDON.”

“You’ve got to wait your turn. Adolescence and young adulthood only just passed by. Middle age is up next.”

“BUT THERE’S ROOM TO FIT MY BICYCLE IN RIGHT THERE.”

“I’m sorry, sir, but in the parade of life, Death rides last.”


This story is based on a title suggested by @GreatTrollKing.