“Will you love me forever?” she whined.
“Yeeeah,” he said, rubbing her head. “‘I’ll only be gone for an hour or two. I’ll be back.”
“Promise?” she whimpered.
He did come back, and he brought a new collar and leash with him.
His wife liked going for “walks”.
He does it every day. He comes back home from wherever he was and promises himself that he’ll stop wasting time. He promises himself he’ll be productive and do something useful.
Then he sits down on the couch, watches TV, and eats snacks until he falls asleep. Just like me.
This Guest Writer story was written by Greg Stepniewski, a Computer Science student from Poland. As per the author’s wishes, this story is available under a Creative Commons Attribution license, and may be used for commercial purposes.