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Moby Dick

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Call me Ishmael.

I went on a voyage with a crazy whaler named Ahab. Turned out he was looking for revenge on a big white sperm whale named Moby Dick which had eaten his leg.

We found Moby Dick, eventually, but he smashed our boat and killed everyone except me.

This story is a fifty-word retelling of Herman Melville’s classic novel Moby Dick.

GEORGE 8: Sheep go to Heaven, Cyborgs go to Hell

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The heifer chewed her cud. It was thicker than yesterday’s. Oh, what was that? There was something crunchy in her mouth. Cud wasn’t supposed to crunch. Had she eaten something unusual? The heifer couldn’t remember.

In the burning depths of Hades, Cyborg George massaged his seething soul, already plotting revenge.

THE END

(Or is it?)