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PIRATE WEEK – AUSTIN C.: Captain Paul’s Poem

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Hear the tale of  the infamous Captain Paul,

Whose ship was sunk by a lucky cannonball

However, just before the ship started sinking,

Captain Paul took the rum and went down drinking.

It’s said of the great pirate, God bless his bones,

that he is now drinking with Davy Jones.

Austin is a new writer who enjoys writing short (tiny) stories… and occasionally prose stories.

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“Yaarr! Where’s me rum?!” cried Captain Chubbeard.

He looked in his hammock. He looked on the poopdeck. He looked in the treasure chests. He looked behind the bulkheads.

His rum could not be found.

He asked Mister Scurvey, who said, “I think you drunk it, Cap’n!”

And so he had.