“Arrr.” A sharp blade lowered o’er a young sailor’s neck.

“Please don’t kill me,” the young man begged.

“Give me one reason not to run you through,” the pirate croaked.

“True love.”

“Well alright, then. You’re free to go.”

“What did you say your name was?”

“The Dread Pirate Roberts.”

Liz is a freelance writer who loves to allude to classic movies, hence the Princess Bride quote in her pirate contribution.