Monthly Archives: September 2011

A Walk In The Black Forest

“I’m not going in there.”

The wind whistled through the looming trees at the forest’s edge.

“You’re just being paranoid,” scoffed Meltun.

Eadin protested: “No…”

“Then come on; follow me!” Melton plunged in. He never reemerged.

Eadin wondered, later, how much longer his story might have been if he’d followed.


This story is based on a title suggested by @TrueAntitonic.

Not Sordid

“Who is that? Why are they treating her like a celebrity?”

“Maybe she is a celebrity.”

“I don’t think so. I read every gossipy blog and magazine out there, and I’ve never seen her in any of them.”

“Maybe she’s a really well-behaved celebrity.”

“Ha, like that’s even a thing…”

The Awkward Commuting of Dragon-Hunter Darla

Darla’s commute was awful: it took two hours to get from her downtown apartment to the wastelands, where she hunted the secret dragons.

Her friends thought she was a paralegal. They might ask uncomfortable questions if she moved to the suburbs, and it was already hard enough hiding the scars.

A Small Problem

A mouse lived inside my walls. I tried to feed it cheese and peanut butter and other tasty things.

“I cannot take your gifts, sir,” it said. “I am afraid you will trap me!”

I convinced it I wouldn’t. We became friends.

A small problem: my rodent-phobic wife found out.


This story is based on a title suggested by @eikoandmog.

The Feud Between Ted and the Wind

The spiteful wind was fierce and sharp. Ted tried to escape, but it chased him, cackling, and sheared the hair right off his head.

He snuck home, frantic with embarrassment. Naturally Melanie was the first person to stop by.

“You’re bald!” she exclaimed. “I love it.”

“Darn,” cursed the wind.


This story was based on the prompt “first person” at TypeTrigger.

A Time Away

“I need a vacation.”

“Oh? Where to?”

“Into my own brain, I think. An imagination vacation.”

“What are you going to do while you’re there?”

“Just relax.”

“Lucky you. My imagination doesn’t let me relax. Always an adventure going on.”

“That must be difficult.”

“Actually the hardest part is escaping!”


This story is based on a title suggested by @Zzenkrad.

The Monster’s Insides

There is a monster in the mountains that preys on bumblebees, daffodils, and woodland creatures, swallowing them whole into its enormous belly.

Some say there’s a garden in there, a paradise where the flowers bloom and the wildlife lives on, frolicking. They’ve forgotten that the monster once swallowed a bear.


This story was based on the prompt “in the mountains” on TypeTrigger.

A Sense of Direction

She transferred to four different buses at random, closed her eyes and spun in a circle, walked down a few unfamiliar side streets, and wound up right in front of her house.

Again.

There was only one explanation: Mom hadn’t been lying; her father really had been a homing pigeon.