It Runs on Anything

“Wow, that thing’s huge!”

“It’s my latest invention!”

“Very cool.”

“I’m really proud of it. It can burn almost anything as a fuel source. Gas, wood, flour, cigarette butts, human flesh…”

“How about this mud?”

“It’ll run on mud, yep.”

“That’s so awesome. What does it do?”

“…It burns things.”

Editor’s Note: This story is based on a call on Twitter for a noun, an adjective, and a verb. @mochrie_rocks responded with mud, huge, and run.

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