Whatever Wipes Your Chin

“I prefer kleenexes, because they’re soft and comforting, like you.”

“I prefer napkins, because they’re tough and effective, like you.”

They had this conversation every single time they went out to dinner. Then she would sneeze, and he would spill on his shirt, and they would go home feeling rejuvenated.

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