“I’m sorry, sir, we’ll simply have to assign you an entirely new model.”

The Hardware Maintenance Commission representative smiled sympathetically, leafing through his papers.

“I know this procedure can be painful, but unfortunately your current version is no longer the standard.”

I sighed, lifting my son out of his stroller.

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This story earned the First Runner Up, with a $25 prize, in the Mere 50 Words contest.