“These are your time-keeping files? What kind of a Mickey Mouse operation is this?”

“Look, we’re doing the best we can, under the circumstances.”

The auditor from Corporate was clearly unimpressed. “You’re missing essential paperwork, your tax numbers are off, and worst of all, you’ve missed Minnie’s last three paycheques!”

The alternate title for this story could be “Disorganized in Disneyland”.