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Passing the Buck

“Ooooooooh, shiny!” Mindy picked up the loonie and was instantly surrounded by every grubby-fingered toddler on the playground. “Back, you brats!” she shouted, holding it high. “It’s MINE!”

“I’ll take that,” snapped the kindergarten teacher, snatching the loonie.

“I’ll take that,” said the principal.

“I’ll take that,” said the government.

Missing Paperwork

These are your time-keeping files? What kind of a Mickey Mouse operation is this?”

“Look, we’re doing the best we can, under the circumstances.”

The auditor from Corporate was clearly unimpressed. “You’re missing essential paperwork, your tax numbers are off, and worst of all, you’ve missed Minnie’s last three paycheques!”

The alternate title for this story could be “Disorganized in Disneyland”.