“I’m sinking in the quicksand! Toss me a vine!”

“There aren’t any long enough to reach!”

“What about that one? It’s, like, seven feet long!”

She leapt for the vine, but there were too many walnuts on the ground, and she tripped on them.

His last words: “Worst. Vacation. Ever.”

This story was based on the following tweetful of suggestions from @KingKool: “Too many walnuts! The worst vacation! Seven feet long! Rapidly sinking in quicksand! Etc.”