“Gimme the jelly beans!”
“I’m sorry, what?” I turned around. There was a person with a shotgun standing on the other side of the counter looking menacing.
“Empty out the jelly bean vending machine! Now!”
“Ok, ok!” I slowly stepped around the counter and did it.
He ate them all.
This story was inspired by
@Ponza on Twitter.
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Posted by Tim at 10:20 pm on November 24th, 2009.
Categories: Standalones. Tags: convenience store, hold-up, jelly bean, ponza, shotgun, twitter.