Joe Ugg had everything a caveman desired: a wife, two children, a cave, and a wheel.

However, the news of an addition to the family meant the need to upsize quickly.

Sadly, he struggled to sell his home, as the children’s scribbling on the cave walls was impossible to remove.

John B Sinclair is a much-travelled Scot who has now returned to Scotland, where he enjoys freelance writing on a variety of subjects.